Please, for the love of all that is holy, please explain to me why I am like this. When I was in the throes of procrastinating on finishing up the tea party outfits, Penelope and I were playing Hyrule Warriors and during that I asked them about what/who they wanted to be for Halloween this year so I could start work on that when I was done with those outfits. Joey and I are being simple characters from my favorite movie and I just thrifted items for those outfits. Will is being a character from a game he loves that he has most of the items in his wardrobe already for it all so my mind power is relatively free to work on Penelope’s costume with ease. EXCEPT I NOTORIOUSLY COMPLICATE MY OWN LIFE.

When Penelope was about 2 or 3 they were a Kikwi from the Zelda game “Skyward Sword” (Will was Girahim and honestly is was my favorite costume grouping ever). So Penelope had originally said they wanted to be a Kikwi again this year and I got all nostalgic and happy for the cuteness again. But then my extra ass said,”Lol you should totally be Hestu” while we were playing Hyrule Warriors.

So…now I have to figure out a giant Hestu costume and will be attempting to use EVA foam for it which I have never created with before. All that mental space I thought I’d have this autumn for having to not sew four costumes for Halloween this year? Gone.

Why am I like this?

I could have been recreating this simple plant creature. Instead I’m BUILDING A FUCKING TREE.