You ever wonder what it’s like to be in relationship with the trickster god Loki? Be married to Joey. I love him dearly but goddamn if he doesn’t raise my anxiety levels often with his antics, like watching a family of bears in the yard tonight while NOT walking backwards back towards the house until I told him multiple times on the phone to do so.

God I love him but god he is sometimes very much a white person in his, “I could pet it” attitude.

I need a nap. Maybe a spa day.